In this article we talk about Modular Flip-flop Zipper Shoes. This is an ’80’s looking hightop that turns into a flip-flop via a zipper. It’s called a modular shoe, and it’s bound to be one of the worst ideas ideas I’ve ever heard of. I mean, Jesus, flip-flops cost a dollar and fit in your pocket. Now here’s a tip: if you’re so poor you’re actually considering buying a pair of convertible sneak-flops, BUY SOME FREAKING GROCERIES INSTEAD. And, on a side note,

I bought a pair but my penis kept getting caught in the zipper so I threw them out. Ladies?